Brain Feces

A simple board to anonymously browse and defecate your thoughts, aka: brain feces (or brain droppings).
~ A nod to George Carlin (1937-2008).

Twenty-six deposits have been made in the porcelain bank.

 
2024-11-09 16:43:35

If you don't want violence in your life, don't not initiate violence.
If violence come to you, it's a different ballgame.

2024-10-15 13:03:44

To be so distracted by the sheer meta masturbatory nature of AI generated fresh virgin porn hitting your retina, that you forget to add “full body nude” to the AI's prompt, because you had already blown your premature load while prompting down the detailed perversions of your mind.

2024-04-09 11:03:26

Humanity's ancient wound ~ Charlie Kaufman
‘That’s two hours I’ll never get back,’ is a favourite thing for an angry person to say about a movie he hates. But the thing is, every two hours are two hours he’ll never get back. You cannot hoard your two hourses [sic].
So you are here, and I am here, spending our time as we must, it must be spent. I am trying not to spend this time, as I spend most of my time, trying to get you to like me; trying to control your thoughts, to use my voodoo at the speed of light, the speed of sound, the speed of thought, trying to convince you that your two hours with me are not going to be resented afterwards.
It is an ancient pattern of time usage for me, and I’m trying to move deeper, hoping to be helpful. This pattern of time usage paints over an ancient wound, and paints it with bright colours. It’s a sleight of hand, a distraction, so to attempt to change the pattern let me expose the wound. I now step into this area blindly, I do not know what the wound is, I do know that it is old. I do know that it is a hole in my being. I do know it is tender. I do believe that it is unknowable, or at least unable to be articulable.
I do believe you have a wound too. I do believe it is both specific to you and common to everyone. I do believe it is the thing about you that must be hidden and protected, it is the thing that must be tap danced over five shows a day, it is the thing that won’t be interesting to other people if revealed. It is the thing that makes you weak and pathetic. It is the thing that truly, truly, truly makes loving you impossible. It is your secret, even from yourself. But it is the thing that wants to live.
It is the thing from which your art, your painting, your dance, your composition, your philosophical treatise, your screenplay is born. If you don’t acknowledge this you will come up here when it is your time and you will give your speech and you will talk about the business of screenwriting. You will say that as a screenwriter you are a cog in a business machine, you will say it is not an art form. You will say, ‘Here, this is what a screenplay looks like.’ You will discuss character arcs, how to make likeable characters. You will talk about box office. This is what you will do, this is who you will be and after you are done I will feel lonely and empty and hopeless. And I will ask you for my two hours back. I will do this to indicate my lack of love for you.
I will do this to communicate that you are a waste of time as a human being. It will be an ugly thing for me to say. It will be intended to hurt you. It will be wrong for me to say. It will lack compassion. And it will hurt you. And you will either dismiss it or take it in, but in either case you will hear it and it will affect you. And you will think about what you can do next time so you can be more lovable, and with that your wound will be buried further. Or you will think about how hateful people are and how your armour needs to be thicker so that you can proceed as planned with your ideas. With that, your wound will be buried further.

2023-07-18 05:45:12

It's only Infinity.

2023-03-04 15:23:28

To stand with one foot inside the circle, and put a foot outside, where we have yet to peer; because as the area of our knowledge grows, so too does the perimeter of our ignorance.
In your life, you must learn to love the questions themselves, and celebrate the unknown rather than fear it.

2023-03-04 15:19:29

Surprise your opponent, and take them into positions where you have more knoweldge.

2023-02-19 11:42:28

You can lead a fool to knowledge - but you can't make him think ...

2022-12-25 08:46:40

Relentlessly prune bullshit, don't wait to do things that matter, and savor the time you have.

2022-12-18 09:30:22

A moment's glance back over the pages of history will show the wisdom of the Masters, who knew the folly of attempting to teach to the world that which it was neither ready or willing to receive.

2022-12-09 23:39:02

4 Virtues
Courage, Temperance, Justice, Wisdom
To be good in spite of other people
To be just in the face of injustice
To be temperate in the face of intemperance that's being rewarded
To be courageous when everyone else is being cowardly, and being rewarded for it

2022-12-07 07:23:20

Gems from Seneca:
Difficulty comes from our lack of confidence.
It is more civilized to make fun of life than to bewail it.
Hang on to your youthful enthusiasms, you will be able to use them better when you are older.
Wealth is the slave of a wise man and the master of a fool.
Ignorance is the cause of fear.
We suffer more often in imagination than in reality.
The greatest remedy for anger is delay.

2022-09-30 08:31:37

Knowledge is a super power. So take your power, and use it for good things. Create a good reality, create a better environment, create love.

2022-09-27 18:39:30

Well, this is reality, you only live it once, so wake up from your dream.
Snowblind - Au5

2022-09-07 07:10:39

You may have heard but not realized that the melody for "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" and the "Alphabet" songs are identical.

2022-08-25 20:34:05

Maverick is the best of the best of the best.

2022-08-23 20:29:24

Don't forget to smile : )

2022-08-17 16:02:05

Staying positive is not inherint, it is the most fundamental daily exercise.

2022-08-17 07:08:29

It's kinda like D.H. Lawrence had this idea of two people meeting on a road, and instead of just passing and glancing away, they decide to accept what he calls the confrontation between their souls. It's like freeing the brave, reckless gods within us all.

2022-08-17 05:24:19

Don’t worry be happy!

2022-08-15 20:56:54

What's the funniest thing ever?